One of the most important pieces of terrain you can have on your gaming table is trees. Most gamers I know use cheap out of scale trees made for HO model railroads. HO is 1/87 scale, 28mm minitures are not. Only pansy elfs would call these things trees, orcs would call then shrubs on stilts. The best trees I've seen are made by the Snapdragon Studio. Actually, they just make the tree trunks but the're easily completed by adding foilage purshased at hobby stores.  Make sure you ask the sales person for the kind that won't dry out. The detail in these trunks is incredible. Be sure to check out the photos of these trees on thier web page.

Happy Pansy Elf

In the spirit of political correctness, I Radlin, the pansy Elf recommend all wargamers adopt the following policies and rules. Apply them without preference to all your miniature armies regardless of race,color,religion or in the case of pansey elves, sexual orientation.

Message from the Great Orc:                           Dat puny elf dat invaded me's site with dat garbage been put to da fire. Da boyz goinna eatz em fer dinner. So you'z won't have ta worry about readen anymore of dis trash.                                        Your pal Da Great Orc

1. Human players should not refer to orcs as savages the        title of noble green tribesmen will be used.

8. Your armies must be paid a living wage, drafting local       peasants into forced military service will not be                acccepted. Unionize if possible!

9. Troops will no longer rape, pillage and burn.                       Community service work and tree plantings will be              the order of the day.

10. In the horrible event a miniature is actualy killed a               moment of silence will be observed. No outspoken         prayers please. Everyone should mourn the fallen            while calling for a ban on all weapons. Cutting off              swords and superglueing on miniature flowers is               recommmended.

1. Insist on rolling each dice one at a time.

2. If your an orc player, talk like "Da gamz work shopz            orcs" throughout the whole game.

3. Play taps everytime one of your troops die. If your               general dies, insist the battle be stopped so you can           begin a full military funeral.

4. If your a pansy elf player, insist on pausing the battle          so you can write a balid on your heroic deeds. Once           the game resumes, break out a harp and sing part of it        at critical moments in the game.

5. Have your teenage daughter put on her cheerleading            outfit and do chants and cheers throughout the game.

6. In the event your about to lose, tell your oppenent all           your slain troops have returned as ghost. His army              must make a immediate morale test at a huge modifier.

SIX WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR OPPONENT IN MINIATURE WARGAMMING

POLITICAL CORRECT WARGAMMING

2. Armies must be racially and sexually balanced. If you do      not have suffient numbers of females buy some, or glue       two BB''s to the front of unsuspecting miniatures. Elves       work great due to thier frail feminime looking bodies.           This will also serve to fill yuor quota for transsexuals.

3. Orcs shall not refer to Dwarves as stunties! Vertically          challanged person will now be used.

6. Priest/clerics may not say prayers such as dispel undead,     heal or bless as it may offend miniatures of a different faith.

4. Armies will learn to value each others differences instead of             fighting both sides will engage in cultural exchanges, seeking          peaceful solutions to all problems or disagreements.

5. Only rainbow styled flags or banners are permitted on            the gamming table. A unit will recieve bonus points if lead      by a minority.

7. Each model in the unit should be painted a different color     scheme to encourage individuality and achieve the disired      rainbow effect.

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How do you get a Wood Elf down from a tree?

Cut the rope!

HUNTED RUINS